Showing posts with label Trick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trick. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

3BT: Random Days

1. Writing this note for hubby (I had an evening shift that day): "Just eat me all up 'coz your wife is going to cook something else tomorrow, OK? Signed: The Slaughtered Lamb. :-D" ---> I had cooked some lamb the day before and there was some left in the fridge, but I knew that he would be worried whether he should eat it all up or leave me a little piece of it, so I stuck the note on top of the box containing the lamb meat. I'm glad to know the note made him smile. :-D Hubby, you INSPIRE me!

2. Had a brilliant idea to trick hubby again on Christmas. ROFL ROFL!!! I'll write about it later on after Christmas if it works!!! I'm just SOOOOO excited!!!



3. Bro told me he woke up earlier specially on my birthday to say a prayer for me. My heart melted!!!

4. My Mom sent me a bday SMS and she also sent prayers. THANKS A LOT, Mom!

5. My closest friends send me birthday greetings and them really touched me deeply and one of them made me laugh by writing down how we first met. :-D More mushy mushy feelings...

6. Watching the frozen snowflakes on my bike saddle and bag when the temperature outside was about -20'C. Amazing artwork!!!


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7. Falling in love with characters in books/stories/movies...ahhhhh...I know they're not real, but there are just so many unreal things that are so adorable he he...

Friday, August 17, 2007

Marriage Review

A man and a woman are lying down in bed (yes, again), face to face.

Woman: "Do you wanna do it tonight?"

Man: "Why? Do you?"

Woman: "No, I'm just asking to make sure you get enough of it."

Man: "Nah, I don't need it tonight. I get enough of it. How about you? Have you gotten enough?"

Woman: "Yep."

(Pause)

Woman: "Any complaint?"

Man: "About?"

Woman: "Me, of course."

Man: "Nope."

Woman: "Good."

Man: "How about you?"

Woman: "Weeeeellll...there is just one thing that sometimes drives me crazy, but it's who you are and it's not going to change. Sometimes it doesn't bother me, but sometimes I just feel like I want to bite you."

Man: "What is it?"

Woman: "It's nothing, really."

Man: "C'mon, tell me now."

Woman: "It's when sometimes you answer my questions with, 'We'll see.'"

Man: (chuckles) "I see."

(Pause)

Woman: "Well, actually...there's one other thing."

Man: "Yeeessss?"

Woman: "Hmmmm...how should I put it?"

Man: "Yeeeeeeeesssssssss?"

Woman: (grinning inside her heart) "Are you sure you wanna hear it?"

Man: "Of course."

Woman: "Well, you're really TOO...DAAARRRRNNNNN..."

Man: "Whhhaaatttt?"

Woman: "SEXY!!!" (punches the air with one hand) "YYYEEESSSSSSS, I tricked you!"

Man: (smiles) "Darn yooouuuuuuu!!!!"

Then after a while they prepare themselves to go to sleep. The man shifts to the other side of the bed and the woman follows. However, since it is SO dark and the woman has lost her bearings due to sleepiness, she accidentally bumps her head to the side of the man's head.

Woman: (suddenly alert and rubbing the man's head) "OOUUUCCHHH!! I'm SOOOOO SORRY!!!!"

Man: (chuckles) "Why did you do that?"

Woman: (giggles) "I didn't mean to do iiiiittttt! I just didn't know you were THAT close to me. Oh dear...I don't get it why there are always fun, weird, crazy, funny incidents in this bedroom."

Man: "No worries." (still smiling)

Woman: "Okay, let's try to get some sleep now. Good night."

Man: "Yeah. Good night, Babe."

And off they go to Dreamland................

THE END