3BT: Random Days

1. An old woman looking so happily surprised to see me at work. She said, "Oh, I haven't seen you in a long time. I'm GLAD you're still working!" ---> Honestly I don't even remember her, but I'm HAPPY to hear that she's SO happy to know that I'm still working in the same place. :-D

2. Free youtube exercise video clips. They really help me in doing different types of exercises when I'm bored with the exercise routines I've been doing.

3. Fast and reliable internet access that enables me to watch those said youtube video clips.

4. Receiving this lovely homemade Christmas decoration present from a friend.



5. More snowwwww!!! And the weekly temperature forecast showing below 0'C even during the day! :-D

6. Watching two squirrels playing in and around the branches of a tree.

7. Cleaning up the snow from the yard. There's something so serene about doing that in the middle of Winter Wonderland.



8. Lovely lovemaking - plus the fact that hubby just knows what to do TENDERLY! :-D

9. Watching "While You Were Sleeping" again that made me feel mushy mushy inside. :-D

10. Hubby buying pizza so that I didn't have to cook he he he he...It's nice not having to cook sometimes. :-D

11. Putting up Christmas lights. (Yep, the picture below #7 is the close-up look of the Christmas lights below)

The V Word

Warning: MATURE CONTENT!!!

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YOU ARE WARNED!!!!!!!

Okay...here we go then...

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Two nights ago I watched a show on TV about women who seek professional help in terms of their sexual life. They visit a well-known masturbation coach in America.

Anyway, one woman who comes from the UK hasn't made love to her husband for 10 years to due pain. She's gone to MANY MANY doctors who say that the pain is all in her mind. So as a last resort, she comes to this coach. The coach talks to her and then she finds out that she can't complete the session due to PAIN, PAIN, PAIN. A simple touch makes her grit her teeth in pain. The coach asks her if that happens whenever she makes love and she says yes. Mind you that she's got a teenage daughter already! Anyway, the coach then asks what happens then during making love. She says that she always has to endure the pain by grabbing a pillow or stifle her screams.

Uggghhhh...the coach says, "No wonder you're abstain from sex for 10 years!" Then she finds an explanation from a book about vulvodynia. Just click on the link to read what it is about.

What shocked me was that they find out that one out of TEN women in the UK suffer from this condition one time or another. It doesn't matter whether you've given birth or not, it can happen to you.

Anyway, the woman goes back to the UK and she and her husband are RELIEVED that now they know what is actually going on. For years and years she thought that she had made it up, especially since many doctors said that it was all in her head. Now that they know what it is, they can take steps to try to deal with the problem.

While browsing through the net, I found many stories about vulvodynia. Here is one of them:

Voices from The Body Chronic

I don't know if this book helps or not, but I also found this book:

The Vulvodynia Survival Guide

Well, I hope none of you readers is affected by this condition, but the reason why I decided to share this is because IF any one of you who happens to read this actually experiences this condition, then she'll know that she's not alone and that she's not "hallucinating".

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Marriage Review

A man and a woman are lying down in bed (yes, again), face to face.

Woman: "Do you wanna do it tonight?"

Man: "Why? Do you?"

Woman: "No, I'm just asking to make sure you get enough of it."

Man: "Nah, I don't need it tonight. I get enough of it. How about you? Have you gotten enough?"

Woman: "Yep."

(Pause)

Woman: "Any complaint?"

Man: "About?"

Woman: "Me, of course."

Man: "Nope."

Woman: "Good."

Man: "How about you?"

Woman: "Weeeeellll...there is just one thing that sometimes drives me crazy, but it's who you are and it's not going to change. Sometimes it doesn't bother me, but sometimes I just feel like I want to bite you."

Man: "What is it?"

Woman: "It's nothing, really."

Man: "C'mon, tell me now."

Woman: "It's when sometimes you answer my questions with, 'We'll see.'"

Man: (chuckles) "I see."

(Pause)

Woman: "Well, actually...there's one other thing."

Man: "Yeeessss?"

Woman: "Hmmmm...how should I put it?"

Man: "Yeeeeeeeesssssssss?"

Woman: (grinning inside her heart) "Are you sure you wanna hear it?"

Man: "Of course."

Woman: "Well, you're really TOO...DAAARRRRNNNNN..."

Man: "Whhhaaatttt?"

Woman: "SEXY!!!" (punches the air with one hand) "YYYEEESSSSSSS, I tricked you!"

Man: (smiles) "Darn yooouuuuuuu!!!!"

Then after a while they prepare themselves to go to sleep. The man shifts to the other side of the bed and the woman follows. However, since it is SO dark and the woman has lost her bearings due to sleepiness, she accidentally bumps her head to the side of the man's head.

Woman: (suddenly alert and rubbing the man's head) "OOUUUCCHHH!! I'm SOOOOO SORRY!!!!"

Man: (chuckles) "Why did you do that?"

Woman: (giggles) "I didn't mean to do iiiiittttt! I just didn't know you were THAT close to me. Oh dear...I don't get it why there are always fun, weird, crazy, funny incidents in this bedroom."

Man: "No worries." (still smiling)

Woman: "Okay, let's try to get some sleep now. Good night."

Man: "Yeah. Good night, Babe."

And off they go to Dreamland................

THE END

Tagged! Again?!?!

Thanks to Shan, I have time to think about 8 more things about myself. Interesting!!! Let's see what I can come up with. *grin*

Crimes I have committed:

1. Faking my parents' signature a few times in Elementary School. Back then if we had red marks (less than 6), we had to show it to our parents and get one of them to sign it. Those few times I got such bad marks, I was SO afraid of asking my Mom's or Dad's signature, so I faked it. Sorry, folks!!!

2. Stealing a snack from the snackbar at uni. You see, back then there was this certain kind of snack (small stuff) that we could get ourselves (self-service). With 1,000 rupiahs we could get 8 of this type of snack. I didn't know what got to me, but one day I actually took 9 of them DELIBERATELY 'coz I thought they wouldn't notice. However, as I began eating them, I felt so guilty that one of them fell off my grip to the floor. KARMA!!! After that, I promised myself that I would NEVER do such a thing again.

Now back to other facts about me.

3. The first time I knew what sex was REALLY about was when I was around 17 years old. Sure we had Biology since Junior High School, but they only talked about sperm and ovum and we didn't exactly get a clear picture of the actual process of intercourse.

4. My Dad gave me a sex education book when I was 21 years old. I guess he thought it was better than trying to explain it to me. He bought the books years and years back (around 1980 something) but it was pretty neat. There were sex positions and STDs and also pictures of a growing fetus and also descriptions of different kinds of birth control methods (including the calendar method).

5. I can't speak Chinese. Both my grandmas were Chinese born in Indo. My Dad's Dad emigrated from Singapore. My Mom's Dad emigrated from China. I've never met my Dad's Dad as he passed away when my Dad was a teenager. My Mom's Dad was a medicine man. When one of his sons had trouble getting his wife pregnant, he concocted a kind of potion. The potion succeeded in producing two daughters for them.

6. My Mom told me that I didn't like crawling. She thought it was either it was painful for my knees or something, so I learnt to walk right away and I never fell down. Not even once. Whenever I faltered in my step, I could grab something right away. I think I was able to walk when I was around 11 months old.

7. When I was a baby, I loved my mother's milk SO much that when it ran out of milk, I bit her nipple. (VERY VERY SORRY, MUM!!!) Instinctively she pinched my nose so that I would let go of her nipple. Mind you that even though I didn't have teeth yet, my gum must've been hard enough to make her scream! I was such a BAD baby! *tee hee*

8. I'm a tad paranoid sometimes. Afraid that I've given the wrong impression to someone. Afraid that I've said the wrong thing to someone. Afraid that someone misunderstands me. Thus sometimes I try my best to rectify the situation. Usually the other person doesn't even think I've offended him/her, but at least I have my peace of mind again. :-)))