Sharing such a smelly fart with your spouse
Which inspires your spouse to sell it as a brand of perfume called "Heaven"
And you think that it's such a brilliant idea
Ruining a movie plot together
By adding in crazy/unbelievable/yucky/over-the-top scenes
And calling each other "a genius"
Not minding the sweaty palms
That you hold while watching movies/TV series together
Going back inside to write a note of warning on the door
When you go out to work and realize how slippery it is outside
To make sure your spouse doesn't fall down
Telling your spouse "Shit happens" and "It's gonna be OK"
Whenever something bad happens instead of blaming him/her
Hating the idea of hurting your spouse by doing back coining
Yet always giving in whenever your spouse begs for it
Because your spouse convinces you that it'd help
Even though that means whenever you do it
You always say, "Masochist!" to your spouse
Pampering each other when asked
And without being asked
Knowing that whenever your spouse says that you're crazy
It's actually a compliment that shows how special you are
Forgiving the weaknesses and faults
Because your spouse also forgives yours
Keeping in touch regularly whenever you're out of town
To make sure that your spouse doesn't get worried
If a phone call is not possible, at least an SMS would do
Kicking infertility in the ass together
And believing that two is a complete family
Driving each other crazy at times
Saying sorry sincerely when you've done something wrong
Still saying "I love you anyway"
And knowing you really mean what you say