Thursday, June 04, 2015


The other day I was getting ready to meet up with some friends and I hastily grabbed a pair of clean jeans and put them on as I had no time to waste. I didn't want to get up too early because I had slept late the night before, but I didn't want to be late, either. I rode my bike with some difficulty as it was such a windy day. The wind force caused the awning of a restaurant to be flailing up and down, threatening to fly away and hurt people. Thankfully the restaurant workers managed to take it down in time.

I arrived earlier than my friends, so I went to the cafe and ordered a cake and a cup of tea. Halfway through my delicious chocolate roll, the first friend arrived. She ordered some food and then we started chit-chatting about various topics. About an hour later, another friend arrived, so the conversation became more dynamic. Until then, I didn't notice anything wrong. I ordered some sandwich and some more tea as I had skipped breakfast, but then my first friend had to go, so the two of us continued catching up on stuff. When my friend went to talk to the cafe worker about something, I finally noticed a soft bumpy area on the side of my right leg.

Hmmm...what is this bump? I wondered. It feels soft and uneven, kinda like...fabric????

My right hand kept on running through the bump, trying to figure out what it was. A second later realization started sinking in. 

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Could it be tissue paper? Did I accidentally drop some tissue paper onto the leg of my jeans instead of the toilet bowl at home? Ewwwww!!!

So I rushed to the toilet and I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw what was inside my jean leg.

A pair of clean, folded-up cotton panties. 

I have no idea how the panties ended up there, but I was laughing hysterically as I was telling hubby about this incident HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHH...


  1. A surprise post from you too!
    Oh how funny, that did make me laugh.
    Sounds like a nice catch up too. As you know I'm rather partial to tea and cake!

  2. ahhh that is so funny!

    I've had similar moments. Worst was standing in dog poop (BIG dog poop) with fancy sandals on honeymoon. :P