Nighttime Rendezvous

A man and a woman are about to sleep. They are in bed, lying down and facing each other.

Woman: "Are we going to the bars again this weekend?"

Man: "Yes."

Woman: "With whom?"

Man: "My brothers."

Woman: "Do you want ME to go with you?"

Man: (smiling) "Do YOU want to go?"

Woman: "But do YOU want me to go with you?"

Man: (shakes his head) "Here we go again!"

The woman laughs.

Man: "So, do YOU want to go?"

Woman: "Do YOU want me to go?" (laughs)

Woman: (quickly continues) "OK, OK, I'm just KIDDDIIINNNGGG! We'll see how it goes. If I'm feeling good and I've had enough sleep, then maybe I'll go with you."

Then they make sweet sweet sweaty love...afterwards, they kiss and talk some more.

Woman: (caressing the man's arm) "You know, I'm SO lucky to have you."

Man: (chuckles) "Do you still think that way?"

Woman: "OF COURSE. Why would I not think that way still?"

Man: "Because...I'm an asshole?" (chuckling)

Woman: "You WISH!" (giggling)

They kiss once more and say goodnight to each other.

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